Sunday, January 8, 2012

Stevie Joe and Loud Music

Dear mp3/iPod/headphone/ear bud/portable music thingy manufacturers,

It's not loud enough. I've read all the baloney about protecting the hearing of the consumer, blah, blah, blah. IT'S NOT LOUD ENOUGH. I will sign a liability waiver stating that I actually wish to have permanent hearing loss if you make it louder. I want a setting called "liquify." I don't really need to hear anything else anyway. What? Am I going sit and listen to Junior and Dickie Jensen all day? MAKE IT LOUDER.

Stevie Joe Parker

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