Just this afternoon, I was witness to a rather entertaining local spectacle. Apparently, Dickie Jensen had heard about Rep. Dennis Kucinich's (D-OH) plan to introduce impeachment charges against Dick "Dick" Cheney. This inspired Dickie to commence to drinking (earlier than usual). By 3 PM, he was pretty well liquored up and running through town wearing nothing but his underwear. Of course, he was carrying a large American flag and yelling "Goddammit! Goddammit! Goddammit!" as loud as he could. It makes a fellow proud to live right here in Junebug Holler, entertainment capital of the county.
God Bless America,
Stevie Joe Parker
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