What the world needs now
Is a new John Lennon.
Givin' peace a chance,
Stevie Joe Parker
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Blazing a path to enlightenment, world peace, dependable government, and whatnot.
About Me
- Stevie Joe Parker
- Junebug Holler, United States
- So, who the heck is Stevie Joe? Well, for starters, I’m a damn genius, but I was not always so. I was born poor and stupid in Junebug Holler, a place so small that nobody has ever heard of it before (and we like it that way). Seeking to correct this stupidity, I embarked on a rigorous course of education. I’ve read the Great Books and studied the world’s cultures and religions. I immersed myself in the sciences and followed history’s greatest thinkers. I took employment with a large Multi-National Corporation (MNC) so they would pay for me to travel the world and see how others lived first-hand. I have objective proof of my mental prowess. I scored a perfect 20 out of 20 questions on the Reader’s Digest IQ test. Technically, their scoring guide said that I got one question wrong. You decide. It asked what Aristotle, Shakespeare, Locke, Voltaire, Poe, and Nietzsche all had in common. I answered that they all had an “e” in their names. So, anyway, I’m willing to share my gift with humanity, and I offer this here blog as a vessel to carry my wisdom to the world.
Blog Archive
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August
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- Stevie Joe and Robert Cray
- Stevie Joe Wages Peace
- Stevie Joe and the Dog Days of Summer
- Stevie Joe and the Latest Nutball Theory
- Stevie Joe and the Coal Miners
- Stevie Joe Apologizes to Republicans
- Stevie Joe and More of What the World Needs
- Stevie Joe and Poor Republicans
- Stevie Joe Knows What The World Needs
- Stevie Joe Has a Message for Dickie
- Dickie Jensen Says Goodbye to Karl Rove, an Americ...
- Stevie Joe Says Goodbye to Turd Blossom
- Stevie Joe and the Poets of Junebug Holler
- Stevie Joe and Robot Chicken
- Stevie Joe and the Killer Robots
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2 comments:
Dear Stevie Joe Parker,
I think you might be right. About a lot of things.
Reader's Digest screwed you over.
Dale
Yeah, you'd think that a man of my stature would be receiving a free subscription!
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