Thanks to Jimmy for finding this story for me. This is what "freedom" has come to in the US of A.
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Stevie Joe Parker
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Blazing a path to enlightenment, world peace, dependable government, and whatnot.
About Me
- Stevie Joe Parker
- Junebug Holler, United States
- So, who the heck is Stevie Joe? Well, for starters, I’m a damn genius, but I was not always so. I was born poor and stupid in Junebug Holler, a place so small that nobody has ever heard of it before (and we like it that way). Seeking to correct this stupidity, I embarked on a rigorous course of education. I’ve read the Great Books and studied the world’s cultures and religions. I immersed myself in the sciences and followed history’s greatest thinkers. I took employment with a large Multi-National Corporation (MNC) so they would pay for me to travel the world and see how others lived first-hand. I have objective proof of my mental prowess. I scored a perfect 20 out of 20 questions on the Reader’s Digest IQ test. Technically, their scoring guide said that I got one question wrong. You decide. It asked what Aristotle, Shakespeare, Locke, Voltaire, Poe, and Nietzsche all had in common. I answered that they all had an “e” in their names. So, anyway, I’m willing to share my gift with humanity, and I offer this here blog as a vessel to carry my wisdom to the world.
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June
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- Stevie Joe Gets Afraid of Robots
- Stevie Joe Questions Whether History is Repeating
- Stevie Joe Takes on Darth Cheney
- Stevie Joe's Recap of the Twin Situation
- Darth Cheney About to Push Stevie Joe Over the Edge
- Justice Scalia is Frightening Stevie Joe
- Another Stevie Joe Freedom Report
- Stevie Joe Starts to Worry
- Stevie Joe and the Saga of Bob and Matthew
- Stevie Joe Meets Matthew
- Stevie Joe Meets Bob
- Stevie Joe Questions Wisdom of ISS Planning
- Stevie Joe's Headline of the Day
- Stevie Joe Remains Up with People
- Stevie Joe Checks Out Politics in Second Life
- Stevie Joe Plays Diplomat
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