I'm just saying it's possible. Please don't tell Mrs. Stevie Joe (at least until I get a hold of that inheritance).
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Stevie Joe Parker
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Blazing a path to enlightenment, world peace, dependable government, and whatnot.
About Me
- Stevie Joe Parker
- Junebug Holler, United States
- So, who the heck is Stevie Joe? Well, for starters, I’m a damn genius, but I was not always so. I was born poor and stupid in Junebug Holler, a place so small that nobody has ever heard of it before (and we like it that way). Seeking to correct this stupidity, I embarked on a rigorous course of education. I’ve read the Great Books and studied the world’s cultures and religions. I immersed myself in the sciences and followed history’s greatest thinkers. I took employment with a large Multi-National Corporation (MNC) so they would pay for me to travel the world and see how others lived first-hand. I have objective proof of my mental prowess. I scored a perfect 20 out of 20 questions on the Reader’s Digest IQ test. Technically, their scoring guide said that I got one question wrong. You decide. It asked what Aristotle, Shakespeare, Locke, Voltaire, Poe, and Nietzsche all had in common. I answered that they all had an “e” in their names. So, anyway, I’m willing to share my gift with humanity, and I offer this here blog as a vessel to carry my wisdom to the world.
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- Stevie Joe Watches the Oscars
- Stevie Joe Offers Gay Marriage Solution
- Stevie Joe Needs More Evangelists
- Stevie Joe's Participation in Dumbass Stuff
- Stevie Joe and the Winter Mountain Climbers
- Stevie Joe and the Three Little Experiments
- Stevie Joe Answers Global Warming Critics
- Stevie Joe's Ray Gun Plan
- Stevie Joe Takes on the Confederacy
- More Quantum Physics with Stevie Joe
- Stevie Joe's Favorite Conservative Comedian
- Stevie Joe and his Buddy Al Franken
- Stevie Joe Ponders Selling Books
- Stevie Joe and the Coffee Controversy
- Stevie Joe Encounters Unrest in Junebug Holler
- Stevie Joe Continues to Unite Science and Spiritua...
- Stevie Joe Unites the Worlds of Science and Spirit...
- Stevie Joe Might Be Father of Anna Nicole's Baby
- Stevie Joe Reforms the Tax Code
- Stevie Joe and the Glass Trick
- Stevie Joe Watches the Super Bowl
- Stevie Joe's Guide to Success in Middle Management
- Stevie Joe's Corporate Follies
- Stevie Joe Explains Chinese Trade to Junior
- Stevie Joe and the Christian Hypocrites
- Stevie Joe Says Goodbye to Molly Ivins
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