OK, so now that we know that all matter is really just energy arranged in some pretty darned complex ways, what the heck are we supposed to do with that tidbit of trivia? Well, it turns out if you pick up an atom, a rock, or Junior (careful, he's heavy), it will have its very own energy field, and that energy will have a specific pattern of frequencies and intensities. That pattern is its energy signature.
So, some scientist wondered if you could substitute the energy signature of some chemical for the chemical itself. We know that the drug atropine speeds up the heart, but will the energy signature of atropine do the same thing? It turns out that it does. If you can transmit the energy pattern of atropine to the heart in a certain manner, it will speed up the heart.
So, this begs the question, is Anheuser-Busch working on the Budweiser ray gun? Just point at your head, shoot, and it's party time! A ganja ray gun might also prove to be an effective tool for use in my Middle East Peace Plan. It might also be effective in sneaking your buzz past The Man.
Stevie Joe Parker