Saturday, February 10, 2007

Stevie Joe Unites the Worlds of Science and Spirituality

Well, I've already given my sure-fire plan to win peace in the Middle East, and I've explained how to reform the tax code. It's time to tackle the divide between science and spirituality. These two groups have been going after each other for some time. The spiritual folks think that the science folks are out to get them, and vice versa. It's time to clear the air.

Each side in this deal has run in the opposite direction of the other. Little did they know that they were going to smash into one another head-on. Now, they just need to recognize that they've been on the same side all along.

I should explain that I consider the "spiritual" camp to be much wider than just the organized religions. It includes all those things that people believe in despite any lack of scientific proof, like aliens, ESP, holistic medicine, and Cub fans.

On the science side, folks have been studying things that are bigger and bigger, like the universe or universes and the Big Bang, and things that are smaller and smaller, like string theory and quarks and whatnot. What they didn't know was that they were taking a look right at the same stuff the spiritual folks were.

Now, this all gets a bit complicated, and I'll explain more as we go along. For now, your homework is to Google the phrase "zero point field."

Uniting, not dividing,
Stevie Joe Parker

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